Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Happy Read Across America Day!

I love Dr. Seuss.  It probably helps that in my day job I'm a teacher and books are my crack!

In my classes today I'm going to start with "The Star Bellied Sneetches" because it's my fave Dr. S book.  And I'm going to ask the students to reflect on what the meaning of the book is.  They are so used to discriminating against each other that they do it without thought, and so today they are going to think about it!  It can be the same in the quilty world...I've had a few interesting experiences with "older quilters" who brush me off because I prefer "modern" quilts....and "modern fabrics" and I don't like quilts with lots of little pieces and sometimes I make a quilt to show off a fabric not to show off my piecing skills...all of these things must mean I'm a "beginner" or that I am lazy or whathave you.  I think that's why I love the blog world so much, a place for modern quilters to unite! :) (or quilters like me who like a lot of different things, for heavens sake I am working on my first ever block of the month!! and it's NOT modern in the least!)

I promise that I will soon go back to writing about all things quilty!  It is a quilting blog afterall.....

The text of "The Star Bellied Sneetches"
Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel)

Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches

Had bellies with stars.

The Plain-Belly Sneetches

Had none upon thars.

Those stars weren't so big. They were really so small

You might think such a thing wouldn't matter at all.

But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches

Would brag, "We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.''

With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they'd snort

"We'll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!"

And whenever they met some, when they were out walking

They'd hike right on past them without even talking.

When the Star-Belly children went out to play ball,

Could a Plain Belly get in the game ... ? Not at all.

You only could play if your bellies had stars

And the Plain-Belly children had none upon thars.

When the Star-Belly Sneetches had frankfurter roasts

Or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts,

They never invited the Plain-Belly Sneetches.

They left them out cold, in the dark of the beaches.

They kept them away. Never let them come near.

And that's how they treated them year after year.

Then ONE day, it seems ... while the Plain-Belly Sneetches

Were moping and doping alone on the beaches,

just sitting there wishing their bellies had stars ...

A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars!

"My friends," he announced in a voice clear and keen,

My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

I've heard of your troubles. I've heard you're unhappy.

But I can fix that. I'm the Fix-it-Up Chappie.

I've come here to help you. I have what you need.

And my prices are low. And I work at great speed.

And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed!"

Then, quickly Sylvester McMonkey McBean

Put together a very peculiar machine.

And he said, "You want stars like a Star-Belly Sneetch...

My friends, you can have them for three dollars each!"

"Just pay me your money and hop right aboard!"

So they clambered inside. Then the big machine roared

And it klonked. And it bonked. And it jerked. And it berked

And it bopped them about. But the thing really worked!

When the Plain-Belly Sneetches popped out, they had stars!

They actually did. They had stars upon thars!

Then they yelled at the ones who had stars at the start,

"We're exactly like you! You can't tell us apart.

We're just the same, now, you snooty old smarties!

And now we can go to your frankfurter parties.''

"Good grief !" groaned the ones who had stars at the first.

"We're still the best Sneetches and they are the worst.

But, now, how in the world will we know," they all frowned,

"If which kind is what, or the other way round?"

Then up came McBean with a very sly wink

And he said, "Things are not quite as bad as you think.

So you don't know who's who. That is perfectly true.

But come with me, friends. Do you know what I'll do?

I'll make you, again, the best Sneetches on beaches

And all it will cost you is ten dollars caches."

Belly stars are no longer in style," said McBean.

"What you need is a trip through my Star-Off Machine.

This wondrous contraption will take off your stars

So you won't look like Sneetches who have them on thars."

And that handy machine

Working very precisely

Removed all the stars from their tummies quite nicely.

Then, with snoots in the air, they paraded about

And they opened their beaks and they let out a shout,

"We know who is who! Now there isn't a doubt.

The best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without!"

Then, of course, those with stars all got frightfully mad.

To be wearing a star now was frightfully bad.

Then, of course, old Sylvester McMonkey McBean

Invited them into his Star-Off Machine.

Then of course from THEN on, as you probably guess,

Things really got into a horrible mess.

All the rest of that day, on those wild screaming beaches

The Fix-It-Up Chappie kept fixing up Sneetches.

Off again! On again! !

In again! Out again!

Through the machines they raced round and about again,

Changing their stars every minute or two.

They kept paying money. They kept running through

Until neither the Plain nor the Star-Bellies knew

Whether this one was that one ... or that one was this one

Or which one was what one ... or what one was who.

Then, when every last cent

Of their money was spent,

The Fix-It-Up Chappie packed up

And he went.

And he laughed as he drove

In his car up the beach,

"They never will learn,

No. You can't teach a Sneetch!"

But McBean was quite wrong. I'm quite happy to say

That the Sneetches got really quite smart on that day,

The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches

And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches.

That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars

And whether they had one, or not, upon thars.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you so much for the rotary blades from your first giveaway. They arrived today and I am using it already. Hubby and son took a nick out of the last blade while cutting balsa wood for a rocket. AARGH!


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